Ok, it's not 50 feet, but it definitely attacked. Two people! First me. I was trying to hang it up when it slipped and proceeded to fall on my face, chest, then the desk and finally the floor. Good times were had by all.
Since I like my face, I decided to wait for the one who makes me smile a lot to help me put it up. So he got here and we went to put the lamp up. Of course the plug doesn't fit (which was the problem I was having when it attacked me). We switch plugs. And the second plug didn't fit either....yeah we were feeling pretty smart at this point. After much electrical wire fiddling the stupid fucking lamp was ready to go up. He finally gets the lamp up, and goes to screw in the last screw for the cup thing at the top, and the lamp atracked! Scratched his arm!
I am telling you this lamp is possessed by demons. If I weren't so proud of completely redoing it myself, I would throw it away. But now it is up and hopefully it won't attack anyone else.
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